Is that a Kia on your wrist?

This past weekend Bil and I were confronted with the decision of whether or not to buy a new car or make significant repairs to one we have.

Me: John is trying to sell me a Vibe
Bil: A what?
Me: A Pontiac Vibe
Bil: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know anything that starts with "Pontiac"

We're keeping the Volvo.

The conversation reminded me of when we were looking at designing my wedding ring. Our Jeweler tried to sell Bil a nice (meaning $$$) watch. This was the conversation:

Jeweler: What kind of car do you drive?
Bil: A Passat
Jeweler: Then why are you wearing a Kia on your wrist?

Bil was wearing a Kenneth Cole.