What if it were a sale on babies?

Bil: If you haven't had the baby by Saturday would you mind if I went to the outlets in Wrenthem
Me: YES! You aren't going an hour and a half away! What if I go into labor?
Bil: But Penguin is having a 50-70% off sale
Me: Well, I'm having a baby.

Such a Yid.

In the car heading to a birthday party brunch for one of Raviv's friends. Raviv was very concerned about the menu.

Raviv: Cake?
Me: Yes, I think there will be cake.
Raviv: Cookies?
Me: Maybe
Raviv: Bagels?
Me: Probably
Raviv: Salmon?
Me: I don't know.