Woof

While watching the opening credits for "The Real Housewives of NYC" (which we had never seen before)

Bil: How can you be a real housewife if you only have a dog?

Bull's eye!

at a bar....

Bil: I'm going to play darts with L.
Me: I thought we were going to play darts?
Bil: Play with us.
Me: But I'm not very good.
Bil: That's okay. You can be on L's team.

Shhh

Me: You know, if you just told me what was bothering you instead of giving me the silent treatment it would be a lot more efficient
Bil: I'm not giving you the silent treatment. I'm just not talking to you.

Happy Mother's Day

Bil: Should we go Boston on Sunday (Mother's day)?
Me: No, I don't really want to
Bil: Well, I do
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you pushed Raviv out of your vagina.